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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

15.06.2025 07:55

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”